Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
I have many friend
ryan howard is everything
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up
why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything
and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry
life sucks when you’re not dating me
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS
that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh